I love this. From Patterson Hood's blog as reported on My Aimz Is True.
Woke up to the news that Kings of Leon had to cancel the St. Louis venue (that we played last week with Petty) due to a pigeon shitting in the bassist’s mouth. I saw Mike Campbell (from The Heartbreakers) collapse on stage in 100 degree heat, get carried off (still clutching his guitar) and come back on to FINISH THE SHOW.
That’s what you do. Kings of Leon walk off after three songs.
What a bunch of pussies.